Getting a Boob Job? Better pay up!
Ξ October 4th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Costa Rica, Hmmm!, Humor, Idle Thoughts, News and Commentary, Whatever |
I always like those goofy news articles.
The one I read today was about a German plastic surgeon who apparently got fed up with his non-paying breast enhancement clients and decided to send their photos to the the local police in hopes of having them tracked down.
It seems all of the ladies just sort of walked out after the surgery without as much as a “by-your-leave” leaving the good doctor paymentless.
“Tanja” went out for “fresh air” after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. “She never came back and never paid,” Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
It seems he also prepared “wanted posters” showing his handiwork.
Now correct me if I am wrong here, but just who is going to SEE these boobs? Husbands, boyfriends, various lovers? And that begs more questions!
1. Who is going to report this if they DO happen to stumble across those felonious knockers?
2. Who REALLY looks at them all that closely in the first place? I mean we need a POSITIVE ID right?? I happen to believe that a truly close breast examination often provides just too much information for the average viewer.
3. Presuming an arrest… Will there be a line-up?
4. Just how much freedom have the German police to examine the… ummm… the evidence… and maybe MOST important,
5. Anyone know where can I get ahold of one of those wanted posters!
